Behold The Crown Jewels of Outside 365, where Skid Da KID’s wild spirit meets your desperate need to look cool.
THINK OUTSIDE
(Dream Wild)
SHOP THE BEAR
Introducing Our Brand
We Love the Outside—Unlike You Indoor Losers.
Oh, you say you love the outside, but the Outside 365 Brand is for the real freaks—outdoor obsessives, adventure weirdos, and those tree-hugging lunatics who’d rather sniff dirt than Wi-Fi. Slap on our gear and strut your ‘I’d live in a bush if I could’ cred, all while looking smugly stylish and way too comfy for someone who’s probably lost in the woods. Meet SKID, our stick-figure mascot—he’s such a lazy genius, he calls in ‘sick’ to his dumb job just to ditch the office and bask in the wild like the chaos gremlin he is. No flu, no fever, just a raging case of ‘I’d rather be outside than deal with your nonsense.’ Wear Outside 365 and pretend you’re half as cool as the SKID-DA-KID good luck with that.
“Candle Drop Coming Soon”
Oh, brace yourself for the Outside 365 Scented Candle Drop, crashing in soon like a whiff of something you didn’t know you needed—and probably don’t. A mystery scent so untamed it’ll make your tame little life smell like regret, stuffed into a jar too cool for your dusty shelf. Perfect for the Outside 365 weirdos who’d rather huff wilderness vibes than your stale gym socks.
(They will be made by and drop shipped from Sparling Hill Candleworks. Unity NH)
“Loving The Outside 365 Life Style”
Sure you are, you nature-faking friend. It’s all about pretending you thrive out there with Skid Da KID, ditching Wi-Fi for a life you’d never actually survive. Slap on our gear and strut like you’re living the dream—meanwhile, you’re just hogging the couch, drooling over trail pics.
“Skid Da KID Is Living Your Dream”
Yeah, while you’re stuck drooling on your keyboard, he’s out there, stands tall outside, arms thrown up in victory, free and feral, making your sad little life look like a snooze fest. Orange hat cocked, dreads swinging, he’s the Outside 365 poster child for ditching desks and chasing chaos—everything you’d botch if you tried.
OUTSIDE 365 COLLECTION
(How Skid lives, and you should, if you weren’t so Boring)
Outside 365 - Scented Candle Drop (Coming Soon) Oh, brace yourself for the Outside 365 Scented Candle Drop, hitting soon like a whiff of something you didn’t know you needed.
FAQS
1. Processing Time (We’re Guessing, Okay?) Skid Da KID’s crew is as wild as he is, so we don’t really know how long it’ll take to pack your junk—maybe a day, maybe a week, depends on how much coffee we’ve had. Chill out, you impatient gremlin.
2. Shipping Time (It’s a Mystery, Genius) Your stuff’s travel time varies by where you’re hiding and which carrier we pick—could be fast, could be a snail’s pace. Don’t blame us; blame your zip code, you location-losing loser.
3. Multiple Warehouses (You’ll Get It… Eventually) We’ve got stuff stashed in different warehouses, so your order might arrive in pieces—don’t panic, you’ll get it all… eventually.
Skid Da KID sneers, “Wait for it, don’t hate for it,” you shipment-splitting whiner.
Oh, bless your heart, trying to crack the ancient riddle of sizing. Here’s the deal: dig up our sacred size chart like it’s a treasure map, grab a tape measure, and play detective on your own body using our oh-so-helpful guidelines. For the love of all that’s holy, compare your numbers to the chart and decide if you want to squeeze in like a sausage or float around like a stylish ghost. It’s not rocket science, but we believe in you — mostly.
Oh, we’ve got a veritable buffet of sizes, from XS for the dainty little pixies to XXXL for those who like to live large — literally. Check the size guide for each item if you want the nitty-gritty measurements, because we’re generous like that. Fair warning, though: some products skip the XS, because apparently not every piece of clothing wants to hug a twig. Go figure.
Oh, rejoice, because we’ve got a “hassle-free” return and exchange policy — or so we claim — good for 30 days after you’ve handed over your cash. Just make sure your stuff’s unused, still rocking those original tags, and snuggled back in its pristine packaging like it never left home. Want the full scoop on how to jump through our hoops? Trek over to the Returns page, because we’re not spoon-feeding you the details here. Happy returning!
Oh, you’ve stumbled upon a rare discount code, have you? Lucky you! Here’s the rocket science behind it: at checkout, find the glaringly obvious “Promo Code” box, mash those precious digits in there, and smash the “Apply” button like it owes you money. Boom — if the discount gods smile upon you, your total will shrink before your very eyes. Pro tip: don’t get greedy — only one code per order, because we’re stingy like that. Enjoy your crumbs of savings!
Do You Have Gift Cards, or Am I Dreaming? Oh, pinch yourself, because yes, we’ve graciously decided to offer digital gift cards — you know, those modern miracles you can snag right from our website. They’re like money, but fancier, and you can blow them on anything we sell. Want the juicy details? Drag yourself over to the Gift Cards page, because we’re not here to hold your hand through the obvious. Happy gifting, you generous soul!
