Stay cool and stylish, if you can pull it off, with the Outside 365 4x4 Koozie Sleeve, a Jeep-inspired hug for your drinks that screams “I’m rugged” louder than your actual life. Perfect for Jeep freaks and outdoor wannabes who think picnics, barbecues, and parties count as “wild.” This sleeve’s built to keep your cans chilled while you flex for the ‘Gram, pretending you’ve got a 4x4 soul instead of a sedan heart.
Skid Da KID sneers, “Koozie it, chill it, don’t spill it.” Slip your brew in here and act like you’ve got off-road cred, you picnic-packing
Product Features (Oh, You’re Thrilled):
- 100% Neoprene, flexible enough for your clumsy paws, chemically stable unlike you.
- Tight seal, keeps drinks cold, because you can’t plan ahead.
- Vibrant colors, so crisp, you’ll pretend you’ve got taste.
- Matched thread, wow, automatic, you’re so spoiled.
- Fits 12 oz cans, congrats, it’s not rocket science.
Care Instructions (You’ll Screw This Up):
- Wipe it with a dry cloth, gentle, like you’re capable of that.
- No dry cleaning, Skid says it’s for prissy fools.
- Hand wash, good luck not drowning it.
- No bleach, your stains are permanent anyway.
- Drip dry, because machines are too hard for you.
- No ironing, you’d melt it, moron.
