Skid the Outsider Koozie Sleeve - Because Your Warm Beer Sucks.
Stay ‘cool’ with Skid Kid the Outsider koozie sleeve, perfect for saving your precious drinks from turning into hot garbage. Flashy colors and tough neoprene mean it’s built for your sad little ‘everyday use,’ like you’re some outdoor legend. Fits standard 12 oz cans and collapses so you can shove it somewhere—great for your sloppy parties, picnics, and BBQs where Skid’s grilling and judging your life choices.
Skid’s too chill for your warm-beer woes.
Product Features (Oh, You’re Thrilled):
- 100% Neoprene, flexible enough for your clumsy paws, chemically stable unlike you.
- Tight seal, keeps drinks cold, because you can’t plan ahead.
- Vibrant colors, so crisp, you’ll pretend you’ve got taste.
- Matched thread, wow, automatic, you’re so spoiled.
- Fits 12 oz cans, congrats, it’s not rocket science.
Care Instructions (You’ll Screw This Up):
- Wipe it with a dry cloth, gentle, like you’re capable of that.
- No dry cleaning, Skid says it’s for prissy fools.
- Hand wash, good luck not drowning it.
- No bleach, your stains are permanent anyway.
- Drip dry, because machines are too hard for you.
- No ironing, you’d melt it, moron.
