Size Matters
Say hello to the Outside 365 Brand Unisex Tee, where the words "Outside 365" are sprawled across the front like a smug billboard for Skid Da KID’s wild kingdom. No stick-figure heroics here, just the raw, bold name that screams “I’d rather be lost in the woods than stuck with you.” This lightweight, unisex slab fits every dirt-worshipping nut and housebound hypocrite from here to nowhere, perfect for flexing your fake outdoor cred while you sip coffee indoors.
Skid smirks, “Wear it, flaunt it, don’t flop in it.” Slap this on and pretend you live up to the hype, you screen-staring sellout.
Product Features (Wow, So Thrilling):
- Sizes S to 3XL, because even your excuses come in all shapes.
- Double-needle stitching, aka it won’t fall apart as fast as your plans.
- Garment-dyed for that soft ‘I rolled in dirt’ feel you crave.
- 100% US cotton, ooh, patriotic lint!
- 10 colors, so you can mismatch your vibe in style.
Care Instructions (Try Not to Screw This Up):
- Machine wash cold (30C or 90F, math’s hard, we get it).
- No bleach, save that for your personality.
- Tumble dry low, because high heat’s too much effort.
- Iron or steam on low if you’re that desperate to look decent.
- No dry cleaning, Skid says it’s for suckers anyway.
