Paddle into the Outside 365 Wave Wrecker Unisex Tee, where Skid Da KID’s carved across the front, slicing waves in a screaming yellow kayak, yellow helmet cocked like he’s daring the river to fight back. Dreads flapping, paddle swinging, he’s wrecking ripples and your weak excuses for staying dry. This lightweight tee’s built for the Outside 365 lunatics who’d rather capsize than compromise, perfect for flexing your fake kayak cred while you’re still shore-bound.
Skid Da KID sneers, “Wear it, wreck it, don’t just wet it.” Throw this on and act like you’ve got his paddle-powered guts, you wave-dodging washout.
Product features (because details matter to someone, probably):
- This 6.1 oz., 100% ring-spun USA cotton slab’s preshrunk, soft-washed, and garment dyed
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Because even Skid’s chaos gets the fancy treatment with sustainably and fairly grown cotton, sewn with USA thread, you eco-posing saint.
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Relaxed fit means it drapes your lazy frame just right, complete with a sewn-in twill label to prove it’s legit.
- Perfect for the Outside 365 nuts who’d rather paddle than piddle indoors.
Care Instructions (Try Not to Screw This Up):
- Machine wash cold (30C or 90F, math’s hard, we get it).
- No bleach, save that for your personality.
- Tumble dry low, because high heat’s too much effort.
- Iron or steam on low if you’re that desperate to look decent.
- No drycleaning , Skid says it’s for suckers anyway.
