Size Matters
Feast your eyes on this “ARCH-SWINGING SKID DA KID” Outside 365 T-shirt, where some nutcase is dangling from Delicate Arch with a climbing axe like it’s no big deal. The garment-dyed fabric gives it that soft, “I didn’t just sleep in this” vibe, perfect for fooling people into thinking you’re semi-put-together at casual hangouts or slightly fancier flops. Made for adults who want to look cool without trying too hard, it’s a must for outdoor freaks, adventure junkies, and nature nerds. Slap it on a gift pile for birthdays, holidays, or when you need to fake thoughtfulness for someone’s “big moment.”
Product features (because you’ll skim this anyway):
- Sizes S to 3XL, fits you whether you’re a beanpole or a brick house
- Double-needle stitching, because you’ll test its limits eventually
- Garment-dyed for that soft, “I’m lowkey artsy” texture
- Ethically made in Honduras with US cotton, feel smug about it
- Relaxed fit and crew neck, comfy enough to hide your chaos
Care instructions (don’t screw it up):
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), hot water’s for quitters
- No bleach, own the dirt like a badge of honor
- Tumble dry: low heat, don’t cook it, you’re not that flush
- Iron, steam, or dry: low heat, if you’re ironing a T-shirt, who hurt you?
- Do not dryclean, save your cash for more dumb adventures.
