Size Matters
Check out the Outside 365 Mountain Bike Unisex Tee, where Skid Da KID hauls ass down trails like the biking bandit he is. Stamped front and center, he’s hunched over handlebars, orange hat tilted, dreads flying as he tears through mountains you’d only conquer in a video game. This tee’s unisex cut fits all you outdoor freaks and indoor fakes alike, light, breezy, and perfect for sweating through your delusions of grandeur.
Skid jeers, “Wear it, pedal it, don’t just stain it.” Throw this on and act like you’ve got tire tracks on your soul, you flatland-dwelling fraud.
Product Features (Wow, So Thrilling):
- Sizes S to 3XL, because even your excuses come in all shapes.
- Double-needle stitching, aka it won’t fall apart as fast as your plans.
- Garment-dyed for that soft ‘I rolled in dirt’ feel you crave.
- 100% US cotton, ooh, patriotic lint!
- 8 colors, so you can mismatch your vibe in style.
Care Instructions (Try Not to Screw This Up):
- Machine wash cold (30C or 90F, math’s hard, we get it).
- No bleach, save that for your personality.
- Tumble dry low, because high heat’s too much effort.
- Iron or steam on low if you’re that desperate to look decent.
- No dry cleaning, Skid says it’s for suckers anyway.
