Skid the Outsider Ceramic Mug - For Your Pathetic Coffee Ritual.

Check out this loud, colorful Skid the Outsider ceramic mug, perfect for your daily slog and pretending you’ve got ‘personality’ before noon. Made for artsy weirdos who think a mug’s gonna spice up their boring life, great for dumping on someone as a birthday, holiday, or ‘special occasion’ gift when you’re too lazy to shop. Skid’s out there grilling, smirking at your caffeine dependency.

Skid’s got no patience for your mug obsession.

Product Features (Wow, You’re Impressed):

• Glossy ceramic finish, shiny enough to blind your sad reflection.
• Vibrant colors, crisp, unlike your brain in the morning.
• Microwave and dishwasher-safe, because you can’t handle real chores.
• Durable white ceramic, tougher than your willpower.
• 11oz or 15oz, pick your poison, slug.

Care Instructions (You’ll Still Mess It Up):

• Dishwasher or hand wash with warm water and soap, choose your failure, slob.

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