Outside 365 - Brand Logo Crewneck Pullover Sweatshirt
(For When You Think You’re Outdoorsy)
Wrap yourself in the Outside 365 Brand Logo Crewneck Pullover Sweatshirt, where the Outside 365 logo sprawls across the front like a smug medal for “thinking you’re outdoorsy”, Skid Da KID’s laughing somewhere, and free. This cozy crewneck’s your go-to for faking rugged vibes while you’re really just chilling indoors, perfect for layering up your delusions or lounging through your Netflix “adventures.” Built for the Outside 365 posers who’d rather sweat in style than actually step outside.
Skid Da KID sneers, “Wear it, pose it, don’t just doze in it.” Throw this on and pretend you’re wild, you wannabe-woodsy wimp.
Product Features (Oh, You’re So Impressed):
- Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt, because gender’s your biggest worry out there.
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester, cozy enough for your fragile little feelings.
- Classic fit with a crew neck, comfy, basic, and boring, just like you.
- Ethically made with ‘sustainable’ vibes, congrats, you’re saving the planet.
Care Instructions (You’ll Botch This Anyway):
- Wash cold (30C or 90F), good luck with that brain teaser.
- Non-chlorine bleach, stain it up, champ, we dare you.
- Tumble dry low, because high’s too much for your tiny mind.
- No ironing, you’d set your hair on fire.
- No dry cleaning, Skid says it’s for fancy idiots who don’t get muddy.
