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Outside 365 - Crewneck Sweatshirt with Skid Da KID in a 1960s VW Bus and His Smug Swagger
Oh, behold the Outside 365 Crewneck Sweatshirt, featuring Skid Da KID behind the wheel of a groovy 1960s VW Bus, cruising cross-country like he’s auditioning for a hippie road trip flick. There he is, dreads flapping under that orange yellow baseball hat, piloting this retro relic across the chest of your sweatshirt, screaming “I’m free, kid” Perfect for channeling your inner flower child, chilling by a campfire, or just pretending you’d survive a week without Wi-Fi. It’s cozy enough to snooze in and quirky enough to make your friends jealous of your vibe.
Skid Da KID smirks, “Drive it, vibe it, wear it.” Slip into this and roll with his cross-country cool, you sweatshirt-wearing wanderer.
Product Features (Oh, You’re So Impressed):
- Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt—because gender’s your biggest worry out there.
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester, cozy enough for your fragile little feelings.
- Classic fit with a crew neck, comfy, basic, and boring, just like you.
- Ethically made with ‘sustainable’ vibes, congrats, you’re saving the planet.
Care Instructions (You’ll Botch This Anyway):
- Wash cold (30C or 90F), good luck with that brain teaser.
- Non-chlorine bleach, stain it up, champ, we dare you.
- Tumble dry low—because high’s too much for your tiny mind.
- No ironing, you’d set your hair on fire.
- No dry cleaning, Skid says it’s for fancy idiots who don’t get muddy.
