Size Matters
“SKID - READY to ROCK” Tee:
Feast your eyes on the “SKID - READY to ROCK” Outside 365 Tee, because nothing screams “rockstar” like a Skid Da Kid butchering chords in a garage. This 5.3 oz., 100% preshrunk cotton gem is for wannabe shredders who think they’re one riff from stardom. Colors? Oh, you’ve got options: 90/10 shades like antique kiwi green for that “I’m vintage” , Made with sustainably grown US cotton, so you can feel smug while you’re out of tune.
Product features (because you’ll pretend it’s a big deal):
- Seamless rib at neck, stretchy for your headbanging delusions
- Taped shoulder-to-shoulder, holds up when you flail
- Double-needle stitching, might survive your “passionate” strumming
- Tear-away label, rip it off like your dignity
- Quarter-turned, no center crease, because wrinkles are your real enemy
- 7/8” collar, classic, like your three-chord repertoire
-
Classic fit, roomy for your air guitar moves
Care instructions (don’t botch it, maestro):
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), hot’s for sellouts
- No bleach, keep the stains, they’re your story
- Tumble dry: low heat, don’t fry it, you’re not that rich
- Iron: low heat, if you’re ironing this, get a real gig
- Do not dryclean, save your cash for guitar strings
