Size Matters

“SKID STRUMMING GUITAR” Tee:

Feast your eyes on the “SKID STRUMMING GUITAR”  Outside 365 Tee, because nothing screams “rockstar” like a Skid Da Kid butchering chords in a garage. Just think, you can feel smug while you’re out of tune.

Product features (because you’ll pretend it’s a big deal):

• Seamless rib at neck, stretchy for your headbanging delusions
• Taped shoulder-to-shoulder, holds up when you flail
• Double-needle stitching, might survive your “passionate” strumming
• Tear-away label, rip it off like your dignity
• Quarter-turned, no center crease, because wrinkles are your real enemy
• 7/8” collar, classic, like your three-chord repertoire
• Classic fit, roomy for your air guitar moves

Care instructions (don’t botch it, maestro):

• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), hot’s for sellouts
• No bleach, keep the stains, they’re your story
• Tumble dry: low heat, don’t fry it, you’re not that rich
• Iron: low heat, if you’re ironing this, get a real gig
• Do not dryclean, save your cash for guitar strings