Size Matters
Check out this “I WANT TO BE LOST, NOT FOUND” Outside 365 Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee, because nothing says “I’m deep” like begging to vanish in a forest and leaving your GPS at home. It’s got that mysterious, “I’m too cool to care” edge, perfect for adults who think getting lost is a personality trait. Toss it on for any occasion where you want to look comfy, stylish, and like you’re one bad decision from a search party.
Product features (because you’ll act like it matters):
- Shoulder tape, keeps it together when you’re falling apart
- Ribbed knit collar, seamless, stretchy, because your head’s big enough
- Specially spun fibers, strong and smooth, unlike your life choices
- Classic fit, comfy for when you’re “finding yourself” on the couch
- Ethically grown US cotton, feel smug while you’re lost
Care instructions (don’t botch it):
- Non-chlorine bleach, because stains are your memoir
- Do not iron, nobody’s got time for that nonsense
- Do not dryclean, save your pennies for a map
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), hot water’s for sellouts
- Tumble dry: low heat, don’t fry it, you’re not that rich
