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Oh, great, three obnoxiously colorful daisies staring at you from this Triple Daisy Disaster Outside 365 Tee, like they’re judging your entire existence with their perky little petals. This shirt’s for the “I love nature” crowd who wouldn’t know a hike from a hangover, flaunting its floral trio in shades loud enough to wake up a coma patient. Perfect for pretending you’re all about peace, love, and photosynthesis while you’re secretly just counting down to happy hour. Slap this on and let the daisies do the talking, because let’s be real, you’ve got nothing interesting to say anyway. Unisex, because even sarcasm blooms for everyone.
Product Features:
- Crafted from 4.2 oz. of 100% combed and ringspun cotton (30 singles, because who’s counting?), it’s soft enough to mock your life choices in comfort
- Dark Grey Heather, which is a smug 52% cotton, 48% polyester blend, because variety is the spice of apathy.
- Shoulder taping, sideseams, and fitted sleeves, it’s got that “I almost care about my appearance” vibe.
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Longer body length and slim fit to ensure you’re snugly sarcastic. Perfect for the flower-power phonies who’d rather Instagram daisies than grow ‘em. Check the Size Chart, because even irony needs to fit right.
