Spring Is Near

Spring’s Coming, So Stop Being a Cave Troll Already.

Oh, look, spring’s creeping in, and it’s finally time to peel yourself off the couch and pretend you’re an Outside 365 legend. Here’s how to stumble into the sunlight, you indoor gremlin:

1. Dig Out Your Crusty Gear

Check those moldy hiking boots and that bike you swore you’d ride. Trash tier? Luck you, Outside 365’s got stylish gear Skid might not hate. Upgrade before you embarrass yourself.

2. Plan Something, You Procrastinator

Spring’s begging for hikes, camping, or kayaking, y’know, stuff you’ll flake on. Plot a trip anyway; SKID’s already mocking your ‘busy schedule’ from 

3. Quit the Gym, It’s Sad Anyway

Ditch the treadmill for running or yoga outside, fresh air’s the only thing keeping you front smelling like regret. Skid says gyms are for suckers.

4. Pick a Hobby, You Boring Lump

Fishing, bird watching, gardening. Spring’s your shot to fake a personality. Skid’s out there snapping pics while you’re still googling ‘how to not die outdoors’.

5. Be Outside Daily, You Lazy Blob

Coffee on the porch, a walk, a campout, stop whining and make it happen. Skid’s faking sick just to outdo your week.

6. Clean Up, You Nature-Leech

Join a cleanup or plant a tree instead of trashing the place. Skid’s rolling his beady-eyes at your ‘I’ll recycle next time’ excuses.

Spring’s your pathetic chance to act alive so crawl outside and live Outside 365 our Skid’s disowning you.