Making Time

Making Time Outside? Yeah, If You Can Stop Sucking at Life..

Getting outside every day’s just prioritizing over your tragic Netflix binges, shocking, right? Here’s how to drag yourself out, you habitless disaster, while Skid snickers from a tree:

 
1.  Shove It Into Your Dumb Routine

Morning Stumble: Crawl outside for a 10-minute walk, congrats, you’re a hero now.

Outdoor Eats: Choke down coffee or lunch outside instead of rotting indoors like a goblin.

Commute Like a Loser: Walk, bike, or park a mile away, wow, you’re so cool.

2.  Stack it, Multitasking Genius

Work Outside: Take your whining calls or emails outdoors. Skid dares you to trip over a root.

Exercise, Kinda: Ditch the gym’s sad mirrors for running or push-ups in a park, pathetic, but it counts.

Read or Zone Out: Bring a book or stare at nothing outside

 

3. Fake Some Fun, You Bore

Evening Shuffle: Limp around after dinner like it’s a big deal.

Weekend ‘Thrills’: Hike, hit a park, or flail at a sport. Skid’s already bored of your story.

Micro-Escapes: 15 minute in a brush isn’t ’adventure,’ but sure, flex it.

 

4. Make it a Thing, Slacker

Set a Beep: Schedule ‘outside time’ like it’s a root canal,  commitment’s hard, huh?

Grab a Babysitter: Drag a friend, lover, or dog. Skid bets you’ll still flake.

Baby Steps, Baby: 5 minute beats your usual zero, gold star champ.