Size Matters
Meet the aquatic rebel of your wardrobe: a fish rocking a baseball cap like it’s about to drop the hottest mixtape of the underwater world. This Ditch The Pavement - Outside 365 Capped Fish Tee is for those who’d rather swim against the current than trudge along concrete like a sucker. Our finned friend says “screw the sidewalks” with every sarcastic splash, proving you don’t need legs to have swagger. Perfect for the land-dwellers who dream of ditching the grind for a life of scales and vibes, bonus points if you wear it ironically while stuck in traffic. because fish don’t care.
Product Features (Wow, So Thrilling):
- Sizes S to 3XL, because even your excuses come in all shapes.
- Double-needle stitching, aka it won’t fall apart as fast as your plans.
- Garment-dyed for that soft ‘I rolled in dirt’ feel you crave.
- 100% US cotton, ooh, patriotic lint!
- 8 colors, so you can mismatch your vibe in style.
Care Instructions (Try Not to Screw This Up):
- Machine wash cold (30C or 90F, math’s hard, we get it).
- No bleach, save that for your personality.
- Tumble dry low, because high heat’s too much effort.
- Iron or steam on low if you’re that desperate to look decent.
- No dry cleaning, Skid says it’s for suckers anyway.
