Skid and Outside 365 Bag - For Hauling Your Useless Junk.
Oh, wow, the Skid and Outside 365 Bag. A ‘strong and durable’ tote with a design so ‘stylish’ you’ll fool exactly no one. Perfect for cramming into your miserable daily grind, and yeah, it’s ‘relevant’ for holidays and occasions when you’re too broke for real gifts.
Skid’s out there dodging squirrels, laughing at your overpacked life.
Product Features (Big Freaking Deal):
- 100% Polyester, tough and quick-drying, unlike your excuses.
- Seamless thread, sleek, because you notice that crap.
- Reinforced handle stitching, handles your baggage better than you do.
- Boxed corners, extra room for your pointless hoard.
Care Instructions (Good Luck, Klutz):
Empty it first, duh, then pretreat stains because you’re a mess. Mix warm water and detergent, scrub it with a washcloth or brush like you mean it, and air dry. Skid bets you’ll still ruin it.
Size Matters:
Available in 3 sizes to match different needs:
| |
13" × 13'' |
16" × 16'' |
18" × 18'' |
| Height, in |
13.00 |
16.00 |
18.00 |
| Length, in |
13.00 |
16.00 |
18.00 |
| Width, in |
3.00 |
3.00 |
3.00 |
| Handle height, in |
14.00 |
14.00 |
14.00 |
| Handle width, in |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
