Size Matters
Oh, look at Skid, the rebellious little daredevil, soaring through the air like he’s auditioning for a low-budget action flick. This Freedom Skiing - Outside 365 Unisex T-Shirt captures our hero mid-flight, skis splayed, flipping the bird to gravity and responsibility. Perfect for those who think “freedom” means yeeting themselves off a snowy cliff and into the wild blue yonder, 365 days a year, because who needs a calendar when you’ve got a death wish? Crafted for the sarcastically adventurous, this tee’s got all the vibes of a midlife crisis meets mountain vibes. Wear it, judge it, live it, or at least pretend you do.
Product Features (Wow, So Thrilling):
- Sizes S to 3XL, because even your excuses come in all shapes.
- Double-needle stitching, aka it won’t fall apart as fast as your plans.
- Garment-dyed for that soft ‘I rolled in dirt’ feel you crave.
- 100% US cotton, ooh, patriotic lint!
- 9 colors, so you can mismatch your vibe in style.
Care Instructions (Try Not to Screw This Up):
- Machine wash cold (30C or 90F, math’s hard, we get it).
- No bleach, save that for your personality.
- Tumble dry low, because high heat’s too much effort.
- Iron or steam on low if you’re that desperate to look decent.
- No dry cleaning, Skid says it’s for suckers anyway.
