Size Matters
This “TRAIL-TRASHING SKID DA KID” mountain biking Outside 365 T-shirt is for those outdoor weirdos who think “fun” means pedaling through dirt and despair. With a relaxed fit and fabric that doesn’t suck, it’s fine for lounging or pretending you’re a pro on the trails. Perfect for adults who’d rather crash down a mountain than chill indoors, toss it at someone for holidays, birthdays, or whenever you’re forced to show up to an outdoor shindig.
Product features (because details matter to someone, probably):
- Sizes S to 4XL, so it’ll fit you whether you’re built like a twig or a tank
- Double-needle stitching, because you’ll rip it eventually anyway
- No side seams, clean look, less to snag when you eat it on a rock
- Garment-dyed for that soft “I didn’t just sleep in this” feel
- 100% US cotton, because comfort’s the least of your worries out there
Care instructions (good luck keeping it alive):
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), hot water’s for quitters
- No bleach, deal with the mud stains like a champ
- Tumble dry: low heat, don’t fry it, you’re not that rich
- Iron, steam, or dry: low heat, if you’re ironing a T-shirt, rethink your life
- Do not dryclean, why waste cash on a dirt magnet?
