Size Matters
Buckle up, losers, meet the UTV Life - Outside 365 Unisex tee, for people who’d rather rip through mud than rot on a couch. This isn’t some flimsy rag for indoor crybabies; it’s built for the 365-day outdoor freaks who live to chase trails, scare squirrels, and leave tire tracks on nature’s face. Unisex fit, because who cares about gender when you’re covered in dirt? Perfect for UTV fanatics who think “inside” is just a fancy word for “prison.” Grab it, wear it, and sneer at the screen-staring slugs who wouldn’t know a throttle from their thumb. Shop now, daylight’s burning.
Skid da Kid says Rip the trails 365 days in the UTV Life Unisex Tee. Built for outdoor nuts, not couch blobs.
Product Features (Wow, So Thrilling):
- Sizes S to 3XL, because even your excuses come in all shapes.
- Double-needle stitching, aka it won’t fall apart as fast as your plans.
- Garment-dyed for that soft ‘I rolled in dirt’ feel you crave.
- 100% US cotton, ooh, patriotic lint!
- 8 colors, so you can mismatch your vibe in style.
Care Instructions (Try Not to Screw This Up):
- Machine wash cold (30C or 90F, math’s hard, we get it).
- No bleach, save that for your personality.
- Tumble dry low, because high heat’s too much effort.
- Iron or steam on low if you’re that desperate to look decent.
- No dry cleaning. Skid says it’s for suckers anyway.
