Size Matters
Behold Skid Da Kid, tearing through life with a backwards baseball cap like he’s auditioning for a ‘90s music video nobody asked for. This Skid Da Kid’s Outside 365 Backwards Hat Dash Tee slaps his frantic little run right on your chest, screaming “I’m too cool to care” while he’s probably just fleeing from a dentist appointment. Ideal for the self-proclaimed rebels who think “exercise” is flipping the cap around and calling it a day. Lightweight and dripping with sarcasm, this tee’s your ticket to looking like you’ve got places to be, spoiler: it’s just the couch. Wear it loud, wear it proud, and let Skid’s questionable life choices fuel your smug, sedentary swagger.
Product Features (Wow, So Thrilling):
- Sizes S to 3XL, because even your excuses come in all shapes.
- Double-needle stitching, aka it won’t fall apart as fast as your plans.
- Garment-dyed for that soft ‘I rolled in dirt’ feel you crave.
- 100% US cotton, ooh, patriotic lint!
- 9 colors, so you can mismatch your vibe in style.
Care Instructions (Try Not to Screw This Up):
- Machine wash cold (30C or 90F, math’s hard, we get it).
- No bleach—save that for your personality.
- Tumble dry low, because high heat’s too much effort.
- Iron or steam on low if you’re that desperate to look decent.
- No dry cleaning, Skid says it’s for suckers anyway.
