Size Matters
Oh, check out Skid Da Kid, lounging in a hammock like he’s the poster child for doing absolutely nothing productive. This Hello Weekend - Outside 365 Unisex T-Shirt showcases our boy with a drink in hand, smirking at the Monday-to-Friday grind from a safe, horizontal distance. Sipping his way through the weekend life, he’s basically daring you to judge his mastery of leisure, because who needs ambition when you’ve got a cocktail and a breeze? Perfect for those who live for the “outside 365” fantasy but mostly just nap through it. Wear it, sip it, and pretend you’re this chill every day, because laziness knows no bounds.
Product Features (Wow, So Thrilling):
- Sizes S to 3XL, because even your excuses come in all shapes.
- Double-needle stitching, aka it won’t fall apart as fast as your plans.
- Garment-dyed for that soft ‘I rolled in dirt’ feel you crave.
- 100% US cotton, ooh, patriotic lint!
- 7 colors, so you can mismatch your vibe in style.
Care Instructions (Try Not to Screw This Up):
- Machine wash cold (30C or 90F, math’s hard, we get it).
- No bleach, save that for your personality.
- Tumble dry low, because high heat’s too much effort.
- Iron or steam on low if you’re that desperate to look decent.
- No dry cleaning, Skid says it’s for suckers anyway.