Size Matters
Introducing the Outside 365 Brand Pullover Hoodie, where "Outside 365" is blazoned across the front like a smug badge for Skid Da KID’s army of outdoor freaks. This isn’t some flimsy tee, it’s a cozy, drawstring-hooded beast, perfect for bundling up when you’re pretending to brave the elements (or just the drafty living room). Big, bold, and ready to mock your indoor lifestyle, it’s got enough room to hide your shame and a front pouch for stashing snacks you’ll never burn off hiking.
Skid grunts, “Wear it, hood it, don’t just hibernate in it.” Pull this on and fake that rugged vibe, you Netflix-nesting nobody.
Product Features (Big Deal, Huh?):
- Kangaroo pouch, shove your grubby hands in there, genius.
- Drawstring hood, adjust it when you’re too dumb to dodge the wind.
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester, durable enough to outlast your biking skills.
- DTF sleeve prints or embroidery, fancy crap for your fragile ego.
- US cotton and OEKO-TEX dyes, ethically made, so you can feel smug about your sweatshop-free life.
Care Instructions (You’ll Still Ruin It):
- Tumble dry medium, because ‘low’ is too hard to figure out.
- Iron on low, good luck not scorching it, klutz.
- No drycleanin, Skid says it’s for rich idiots anyway.
- Wash cold (30C or 90F), math’s tough, we know.
- Non-chlorine bleach, go wild, stain magnet.
