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Oh, check out this Triple Daisy Outside 365 Pullover Hoodie, decked out with three colorful daisies like Skid Da KID decided to get artsy after too many energy drinks. These vibrant little flowers are splashed across the front, screaming “I’m outdoorsy and floral, deal with it,” perfect for when you’re pretending to hike but really just posing for pics. It’s cozy enough to nap in, stylish enough to fake a nature vibe, and just the right amount of extra for those who think daisies are the pinnacle of rebellion.
Skid Da KID sneers, “Bloom it, wear it, work it.” Slip into this and strut your stuff, you flower-power poser.
Product Features (Big Deal, Huh?):
- Kangaroo pouch, shove your grubby hands in there, genius.
- Drawstring hood, adjust it when you’re too dumb to dodge the wind.
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester, durable enough to outlast your biking skills.
- US cotton and OEKO-TEX dyes, ethically made, so you can feel smug about your sweatshop-free life.
Care Instructions (You’ll Still Ruin It):
- Tumble dry medium, because ‘low’ is too hard to figure out.
- Iron on low, good luck not scorching it, klutz.
- No dry cleaning, Skid says it’s for rich idiots anyway.
- Wash cold (30C or 90F), math’s tough, we know.
- Non-chlorine bleach, go wild, stain magnet.
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