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Oh, look, it’s Skid Da Kid, sprinting like he’s late for the world’s lamest rebellion, rocking a backwards baseball cap because apparently that’s still a vibe. This Skid Da Kid’s Outside 365 Backwards Hustle Hoodie immortalizes our wannabe cool cat mid-stride, probably running from responsibility or toward a snack, hard to tell with this level of irony. Perfect for the “I’m totally athletic” crowd who’d rather jog their mouth than their legs. Slip into this snuggly sarcasm cocoon and let everyone know you’re moving at the speed of
Skid: fast enough to look busy, slow enough to never break a sweat. Hood up, standards down, peak weekend energy right here.
Product Features (Big Deal, Huh?):
- Kangaroo pouch, shove your grubby hands in there, genius.
- Drawstring hood, adjust it when you’re too dumb to dodge the wind.
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester, durable enough to outlast your biking skills.
- US cotton and OEKO-TEX dyes, ethically made, so you can feel smug about your sweatshop-free life.
Care Instructions (You’ll Still Ruin It):
- Tumble dry medium—because ‘low’ is too hard to figure out.
- Iron on low, good luck not scorching it, klutz.
- No dry cleaning, Skid says it’s for rich idiots anyway.
- Wash cold (30C or 90F), math’s tough, we know.
- Non-chlorine bleach, go wild, stain magnet.
