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Keep the frostbite at bay with this “FREEDOM SKI SKID DA KID” Outside 365 wild hoodie sweatshirt, because nothing says “cozy” like pretending you’re not freezing your butt off on a mountain. Perfect for ski nuts and winter sport warriors who think “freedom” is yeeting down a slope at questionable speeds. Toss it in your suitcase for that snowy vacation you’ll oversell on Instagram or that ski trip where you’ll definitely wipe out at least twice.
Product features (because you’ll pretend to care):
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester, strong enough to survive your inevitable spills, smooth enough to nap in
- Kangaroo pouch pocket, shove your icy hands in there and call it luxury
- Adjustable hood with drawstring, cinch it tight so no one sees your regret
Care instructions (try not to trash it):
- Tumble dry: medium, because low heat’s for wimps
- Iron, steam, or dry: low heat, if you’re ironing this, you’re doing winter wrong
- Do not dryclean, save your money for the hot cocoa you’ll spill on it
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), warm water’s for quitters
- Non-chlorine bleach if you’re desperate to hide the evidence of that epic fall
