Outside 365 Tote Bag - For Your Fake Wilderness Life.
This Tote Bag is ‘perfect’ for weekend hikes, oozing that ‘adventurous, outdoorsy’ vibe you’ll never pull off. Made for nature freaks and ‘enthusiasts’ who think they’re Bear Grylls because they left the suburbs once. Great for hiking trips, camping flops, and nature walks where you’ll whine about bugs. Skid’s out there dodging squirrels, laughing at your ‘rugged’ act.
Skid’s over your wannabe hiker vibes.
Product Features (Wow, You’re a Survivalist):
- 100% Polyester, durable and quick-drying, unlike your stamina.
- Reinforced handle stitching, cuz your weak grip needs help.
- Boxed corners, extra room for your useless junk.
- Laminate inside, cotton handle, 3 sizes, so versatile, you’ll still overpack.
Care Instructions (You’ll Trash It Anyway):
-
Empty it first, duh, then pretreat stains because you’re a slob. Mix warm water and detergent, scrub it with a washcloth or brush like you mean it, and air dry. Skid bets you’ll leave it
Size Matters:
Available in 3 sizes to match different needs:
| |
13" × 13'' |
16" × 16'' |
18" × 18'' |
| Height, in |
13.00 |
16.00 |
18.00 |
| Length, in |
13.00 |
16.00 |
18.00 |
| Width, in |
3.00 |
3.00 |
3.00 |
| Handle height, in |
14.00 |
14.00 |
14.00 |
| Handle width, in |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
