Daisy’s - Port Authority Full-Length Apron - For When You’re Too Fancy to Get Dirty
Oh, behold Daisy’s Port Authority full-length apron, the ultimate shield for when you’re too posh to let a single speck of dirt sully your pristine self. Skid Da KID’s classy cousin (or whoever Daisy is) approves this fancy-pants cover-up that drapes you from chest to knees, because heaven forbid you get a splash of BBQ sauce on your designer threads. Perfect for prancing around the grill or kitchen like you’re auditioning for a cooking show, all while keeping your dignity intact.
Skid Da KID smirks and says, “Stay clean, you delicate flower.” Enjoy your spotless superiority, darling.
Product Features (Oh, You’re a Pro Now):
- 5.5-ounce, 65/35 poly/cotton, because ‘easy care’ is the only thing you’re good at.
- Unique fitting system, yank one strap like a genius to adjust the length, wow, rocket science.
- Two patch pockets, plus a pen pocket, perfect for losing stuff and pretending you’re organized.
Size Matters:
22 inches wide x 30 inches long, congrats, it fits your ego, measure it yourself if you dare.
