Skid Da KID is Grilling - Port Authority Full-Length Apron
Oh, look at Skid Da KID, the culinary king of the backyard, rocking this Port Authority full-length apron like he’s about to Michelin-star some burgers. This bad boy’s got you covered from chest to knees, because Skid doesn’t mess around when he’s slapping meat on the grill , or at least pretending to know what he’s doing. Perfect for outdoor chefs who want to look the part while charring hot dogs and dodging grease stains.
Skid Da KID says, “Burn it, wear it, own it.” Happy grilling, you apron-clad savage.
Product Features (Oh, You’re a Pro Now):
- 5.5-ounce, 65/35 poly/cotton, because ‘easy care’ is the only thing you’re good at.
- Unique fitting system, yank one strap like a genius to adjust the length, wow, rocket science.
- Two patch pockets, plus a pen pocket, perfect for losing stuff and pretending you’re organized.
Size Matters:
22 inches wide x 30 inches long, congrats, it fits your ego, measure it yourself if you dare.
