“Ditch The Pavement” Can Koozie Sleeve - For Your Sad Little Escapes.
Stay ‘cool’ on the go with this loud ‘Ditch The Pavement’ can koozie sleeve, because you’re totally a rebel now. Perfect for picnics, beach flops, and outdoor parties where you’ll sweat anyway, it keeps your drink cold and your grubby hands dry. Made for anyone desperate for a chilled sip on hot days—Skid’s out there ditching work, smirking at your pavement-hating dreams.
Skid got no time for your faux-adventure vibes and too chill for your warm-beer woes.
Product Features (Oh, You’re Thrilled):
- 100% Neoprene, flexible enough for your clumsy paws, chemically stable unlike you.
- Tight seal, keeps drinks cold, because you can’t plan ahead.
- Vibrant colors, so crisp, you’ll pretend you’ve got taste.
- Matched thread, wow, automatic, you’re so spoiled.
- Fits 12 oz cans, congrats, it’s not rocket science.
Care Instructions (You’ll Screw This Up):
- Wipe it with a dry cloth, gentle, like you’re capable of that.
- No dry cleaning, Skid says it’s for prissy fools.
- Hand wash, good luck not drowning it.
- No bleach, your stains are permanent anyway.
- Drip dry, because machines are too hard for you.
- No ironing, you’d melt it, moron.
