Size Matters
Behold the “RAINBOW” Outside 365 T-shirt—because nothing screams “I’m totally fine” like wearing a unicorn’s fever dream. This technicolor disaster is perfect for adults who think chasing pots of gold counts as cardio, or who just want to blind their friends with optimism. It’s soft enough to nap in after you realize life’s not all sunshine, and great for outdoor weirdos, pride parade posers, or anyone who’d gift this irony bomb for birthdays, holidays, or a passive-aggressive “cheer up” move.
Product features (because you’ll pretend to care):
- Sizes S to 3XL, fits everyone from “I run marathons” to “I run out of snacks”
- 100% cotton, comfy, because the world’s already rough enough
- Double-stitched, might outlast your fleeting rainbow phase
- Garment-dyed, soft and faded, like your dreams
- Classic fit, loose enough to hide the skids
Care instructions (don’t ruin the vibe):
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), hot water’s for realists
- No bleach, keep the colors loud, like your personality
- Tumble dry: low heat, don’t melt it, drama queen
- Iron: low heat, if you’re ironing this, therapy’s cheaper
- Do not dryclean, why waste money on a glitter trap?
