Size Matters
Frisbee? Sure, Look Cool While You Suck at It.
Behold, the unisex garment-dyed t-shirt from Outside 365, because you totally need to stay comfy and stylish while flinging a frisbee into a tree like the pro you aren’t. Perfect for pretending you’re sporty on casual outings or just loafing around, this tee’s made with fancy US cotton so it’ll outlast your pathetic attempts at athleticism. No side seams (who cares?) and double-needle stitching mean it’s built to survive your chaos, with a relaxed fit and boring crew neck for when you want to look like you tried, but not really.
Skid probably approves, but he’s too busy faking a cough to skip work and mock you from a hilltop.
Product Features (Wow, So Thrilling):
- Sizes S to 3XL, because even your excuses come in all shapes.
- Double-needle stitching, aka it won’t fall apart as fast as your plans.
- Garment-dyed for that soft ‘I rolled in dirt’ feel you crave.
- 100% US cotton, ooh, patriotic lint!
- 9 colors, so you can mismatch your vibe in style.
Care Instructions (Try Not to Screw This Up):
- Machine wash cold (30C or 90F, math’s hard, we get it).
- No bleach, save that for your personality.
- Tumble dry low, because high heat’s too much effort.
- Iron or steam on low if you’re that desperate to look decent.
- No drycleaning , Skid says it’s for suckers anyway.
