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Oh, gaze upon the Outside 365 Freedom Skier Crewneck Pullover Sweatshirt, where Skid Da KID takes flight like the pantsless daredevil he is. Picture this: his back’s to you, dreads flapping under that orange winter hat, skis strapped on, soaring through the air like he’s jumping straight into freedom, or at least away from your boring life. It’s the perfect sweatshirt for pretending you’re a slope-shredding rebel, all while staying snug enough to binge-watch ski fails indoors.
Skid Da KID smirks, “Ski it, soar it, swagger in it.” Throw this on and channel his mid-air glory, you couch-bound thrill-seeker.
Product Features (Oh, You’re So Impressed):
- Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt, because gender’s your biggest worry out there.
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester, cozy enough for your fragile little feelings.
- Classic fit with a crew neck, comfy, basic, and boring, just like you.
- Ethically made with ‘sustainable’ vibes, congrats, you’re saving the planet, hippie.
Care Instructions (You’ll Botch This Anyway):
- Wash cold (30C or 90F), good luck with that brain teaser.
- Non-chlorine bleach, stain it up, champ, we dare you.
- Tumble dry low, because high’s too much for your tiny mind.
- No ironing, you’d set your hair on fire.
- No dry cleaning, Skid says it’s for fancy idiots who don’t get muddy.
