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Feast your eyes on this thrilling masterpiece: a pair of snowshoes just sitting there, probably plotting their big escape from your dusty garage. This Snowshoe Snooze Outside 365 Crewneck Pullover Sweatshirt is for the rugged outdoor types who think trudging through snow sounds badass, until they remember Netflix exists. Plastered with a picture of snowshoes that scream “I’m adventurous, I swear,” it’s the perfect cozy cover-up for pretending you’re about to conquer the wilderness while you’re actually conquering the couch. Pull it on and let the fleece keep you warm all winter long.
Product Features (Oh, You’re So Impressed):
- Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt, because gender’s your biggest worry out there.
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester, cozy enough for your fragile little feelings.
- Classic fit with a crew neck, comfy, basic, and boring, just like you.
- Ethically made with ‘sustainable’ vibes, congrats, you’re saving the planet, hippie.
Care Instructions (You’ll Botch This Anyway):
- Wash cold (30C or 90F), good luck with that brain teaser.
- Non-chlorine bleach, stain it up, champ, we dare you.
- Tumble dry low, because high’s too much for your tiny mind.
- No ironing, you’d set your hair on fire.
- No dry cleaning, Skid says it’s for fancy idiots who don’t get muddy.
