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Oh, behold the Outside 365 Crewneck Pullover Sweatshirt, featuring Skid Da KID’s glorious noggin in all its stick-figure glory. On the front, you’ve got a prime view of his beady little eyes and that iconic orange winter hat, staring you down like he’s judging your indoor lifestyle. Flip it around, and bam, the back of his of his glorious dreads swinging free, because Skid Da KID’s too cool to keep his locks under wraps, because Skid Da KID knows you need 360 degrees of his minimalist majesty. Perfect for lounging, layering, or just flexing your undying devotion to a pantsless mascot while staying cozy.
Skid Da KID sneers, “Wear it, flip it, worship it.” Bundle up and bask in his dual-sided greatness, you sweatshirt-clad disciple.
Product Features (Oh, You’re So Impressed):
- Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt, because gender’s your biggest worry out there.
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester, cozy enough for your fragile little feelings.
- Classic fit with a crew neck, comfy, basic, and boring, just like you.
- Ethically made with ‘sustainable’ vibes, congrats, you’re saving the planet, hippie.
Care Instructions (You’ll Botch This Anyway):
- Wash cold (30C or 90F), good luck with that brain teaser.
- Non-chlorine bleach, stain it up, champ, we dare you.
- Tumble dry low, because high’s too much for your tiny mind.
- No ironing, you’d set your hair on fire.
- No dry cleaning, Skid says it’s for fancy idiots who don’t get muddy.
