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Oh, feast your eyes on the Outside 365 Crewneck Pullover Sweatshirt, starring a Bear Head that’s basically Smokey the Bear’s sassier cousin, rocking a hat stamped with “Outside 365” like he’s the brand’s furry spokesperson. This grizzly noggin growls across the chest, sneering “Only YOU CAN PREVENT BORING WARDROBES,” perfect for campfire lounging, forest flexing, or just pretending you’d wrestle a bear if it came to it. It’s cozy enough to hibernate in, rugged enough to match your outdoor delusions, and just the right amount of kitsch to make your friends jealous.
Skid Da KID smirks, “Bear it, Wear it, Roar it.” Slip into this and let this hat-wearing beast rule your sweatshirt game, you wilderness-wannabe warrior.
Product Features (Oh, You’re So Impressed):
- Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt, because gender’s your biggest worry out there.
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester, cozy enough for your fragile little feelings.
- Classic fit with a crew neck, comfy, basic, and boring, just like you.
- Ethically made with ‘sustainable’ vibes, congrats, you’re saving the planet, hippie.
Care Instructions (You’ll Botch This Anyway):
- Wash cold (30C or 90F), good luck with that brain teaser.
- Non-chlorine bleach, stain it up, champ, we dare you.
- Tumble dry low, because high’s too much for your tiny mind.
- No ironing, you’d set your hair on fire.
- No dry cleaning, Skid says it’s for fancy idiots who don’t get muddy.
