Get ready to drool over the Outside 365 Mountain Bike Crewneck Pullover Sweatshirt, where Skid Da KID tears down the trails like the mountain menace he is. Picture this: his stick-figure frame hunched over a bike, orange winter hat clinging for dear life, dreads whipping in the wind as he bombs hills you’d never dare touch. Plastered front and center, he’s sneering at your stationary existence. This crewneck’s cozy enough to keep you warm while you dream of shredding, or just binge trail vids from your sofa.
Skid taunts, “Ride it, sweat it, don’t just sit in it.” Throw this on and fake some two-wheeled cred, you downhill-dodging dirtbag.
Product Features (Oh, You’re So Impressed):
- Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt, because gender’s your biggest worry out there.
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester, cozy enough for your fragile little feelings.
- Classic fit with a crew neck, comfy, basic, and boring, just like you.
- Ethically made with ‘sustainable’ vibes, congrats, you’re saving the planet.
Care Instructions (You’ll Botch This Anyway):
- Wash cold (30C or 90F), good luck with that brain teaser.
- Non-chlorine bleach, stain it up, champ, we dare you.
- Tumble dry low, because high’s too much for your tiny mind.
- No ironing, you’d set your hair on fire.
- No dry cleaning, Skid says it’s for fancy idiots who don’t get muddy.
