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Oh, feast your eyes on this Outside 365 Crewneck Sweatshirt, plastered with three Colorful Daisies because Skid Da KID clearly raided a craft store mid-ski jump. These loud blooms are strewn across the front, yelling “I’m one with nature, sorta,” making it ideal for when you’re faking a trail run but really just chilling by the fire pit. It’s snug enough to hide your laziness, bold enough to pretend you’ve got personality, and just floral enough to confuse your buddies.
Skid Da KID snickers, “Flower it, flaunt it, fake it.” Pull this on and own your daisy-drenched glory, you sweatshirt-wearing wild child.
Product Features (Oh, You’re So Impressed):
- Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt, because gender’s your biggest worry out there.
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester, cozy enough for your fragile little feelings.
- Classic fit with a crew neck, comfy, basic, and boring, just like you.
- Ethically made with ‘sustainable’ vibes, congrats, you’re saving the planet.
Care Instructions (You’ll Botch This Anyway):
- Wash cold (30C or 90F), good luck with that brain teaser.
- Non-chlorine bleach, stain it up, champ, we dare you.
- Tumble dry low, because high’s too much for your tiny mind.
- No ironing, you’d set your hair on fire.
- No dry cleaning, Skid says it’s for fancy idiots who don’t get muddy.
