Size Matters
This “TRAIL TRASHING SKID DA KID” mountain biking Outside 365 Adventure sweatshirt practically screams “I’d rather be scraping my knees on a trail than sitting on a couch.” Perfect for adrenaline freaks who think nature’s just a giant obstacle course. If you’re a mountain biker, outdoor obsessive, or just someone who gets a thrill from eating dirt, this is your vibe. Slap it on a gift list for birthdays, holidays, or whenever you need to pretend you care about someone’s “special day.”
Product features (because you’ll ask anyway):
- Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt, because gender’s irrelevant when you’re covered in mud
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester, aka cozy enough to nap in after you crash
- Classic fit with a crew neckline, so you can breathe while you’re cursing that last hill
- Ethically made with sustainable practices (yeah, we’re saving the planet while you shred it)
Care instructions (try not to ruin it):
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), because hot water’s for amateurs
- Non-chlorine bleach if you’re desperate to save it from trail stains
- Tumble dry: low heat, don’t cook it, genius
- Do not iron, seriously, who has time for that?
- Do not drycleansave your money for bike repairs
