Feast your eyes on the Outside 365 Mountain Bike Hoodie, starring Skid Da KID ripping trails like the pedal-pushing psycho he is. There he goes, stick-figure bod crouched over a bike, orange hat barely hanging on, dreads flailing as he blasts down mountains you’d wet yourself just looking at. Smack on the front, he’s glaring like he knows you’re too chicken to ride. This hoodie’s got a drawstring hood and cozy vibes, perfect for hiding your shame when you’d rather scroll X than shred dirt.
Skid mocks, “Wear it, crank it, don’t just nap in it.” Slip into this and pretend you’re a trail king, you slope-avoiding slacker.
Product Features (Big Deal, Huh?):
- Kangaroo pouch, shove your grubby hands in there, genius.
- Drawstring hood, adjust it when you’re too dumb to dodge the wind.
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester, durable enough to outlast your biking skills.
- US cotton and OEKO-TEX dyes, ethically made, so you can feel smug about your sweatshop-free life.
Care Instructions (You’ll Still Ruin It):
- Tumble dry medium, because ‘low’ is too hard to figure out.
- Iron on low, good luck not scorching it, klutz.
- No dry cleaning, Skid says it’s for rich idiots anyway.
- Wash cold (30C or 90F), math’s tough, we know.
- Non-chlorine bleach, go wild, stain
