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Stay Cozy While You Crash, Loser - Mountain Biking Hoodie.
Oh, look at you, all snug and ‘stylish’ in our Outside 365 hooded sweatshirt, perfect for wannabe outdoor freaks and adventure posers who think they’re tough. Keeps you warm when it’s chilly, because Skid knows you’d whimper without it. Made for mountain biking clowns and nature nerds who’d rather hug a tree than ride it. Wear it casually, flop around outside, or gift it to someone you secretly hate for their birthday, whatever.
Product Features (Big Deal, Huh?):
- Kangaroo pouch, shove your grubby hands in there, genius.
- Drawstring hood, adjust it when you’re too dumb to dodge the wind.
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester, durable enough to outlast your biking skills.
- US cotton and OEKO-TEX dyes, ethically made, so you can feel smug about your sweatshop-free life.
Care Instructions (You’ll Still Ruin It):
- Tumble dry medium, because ‘low’ is too hard to figure out.
- Iron on low, good luck not scorching it, klutz.
- No drycleaning, Skid says it’s for rich idiots anyway.
- Wash cold (30C or 90F), math’s tough, we know.
- Non-chlorine bleach, go wild, stain magnet.
