Heart/Rainbow Can Koozie Sleeve - For Your Tacky Drink Obsession.
Keep your precious drinks cold and ‘stylish’ with this Heart/Rainbow Can Koozie Sleeve, because nothing screams ‘I’m fun’ like a garish rainbow seal. Perfect for your boring everyday existence, it fits standard 12 oz cans and collapses so you can stash it with your other junk. Made for festive weirdos who think loud colors fix their dull lives, great for parties, BBQs, and picnics where Skid’s grilling and mocking your glittery vibes.
Skids over your rainbow nonsense.
Product Features (Oh, You’re Thrilled):
- 100% Neoprene, flexible enough for your clumsy paws, chemically stable unlike you.
- Tight seal, keeps drinks cold, because you can’t plan ahead.
- Vibrant colors, so crisp, you’ll pretend you’ve got taste.
- Matched thread, wow, automatic, you’re so spoiled.
- Fits 12 oz cans, congrats, it’s not rocket science.
Care Instructions (You’ll Screw This Up):
- Wipe it with a dry cloth, gentle, like you’re capable of that.
- No dry cleaning, Skid says it’s for prissy fools.
- Hand wash, good luck not drowning it.
- No bleach, your stains are permanent anyway.
- Drip dry, because machines are too hard for you.
- No ironing, you’d melt it, moron.
