“Hello Weekend” Outside 365 Insulated Bottle - For Your Overblown Two-Day Escape.

‘Hello Weekend’ slapped on a copper vacuum insulated bottle, because you’re so hydrated and stylish, right? Perfect for pretending you’re hiking a trail or just stumbling through errands, this spill-resistant, wide-mouthed wonder keeps your drinks hot or cold for hours, cuz you can’t plan worth a damn. Skid’s out there grilling, smirking at your weekend warrior delusions.

Skid’s got no patience for your hydration flex.

Product Features (Oh, You’re So Fancy):

• Durable stainless steel with copper insulation, tougher than your golf game, keeps stuff hot or cold forever.
• No condensation, cuz your dainty hands can’t handle wet.
• Spill-resistant screw-on lid with hand loop, good luck spilling it anyway, klutz.
• Wide opening, pouring’s comfy, since you suck at aiming.
• 22oz size, big enough for your overcompensating gulps.

Care Instructions (You’ll Still Botch It):

• Hand wash only, Skid bets you’ll cry without a dishwasher, princess.

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