Hello Weekend Tote Bag -
For Your Overhyped Two Days Off.
Oh, it’s the Hello Weekend Tote Bag, in 3 sizes because you’re so unique. Made of 100% ‘durable’ polyester. Perfect for your pathetic everyday schlepping. Reinforced stitching and boxed corners mean it’s ‘stylish’ and ‘practical’ for you on-the-go types who think errands are a personality. Great for students, ‘professionals,’ and anyone kidding themselves about needing a sturdy bag, ideal for back-to-school, work, or hauling your sad groceries. Skid’s out there faking sick, smirking at your weekend warrior dreams.
Skid’s over your weekend hype.
Product Features (Wow, You’re a Trendsetter):
- 100% Polyester, tough, unlike your resolve to relax.
- Reinforced stitching and boxed corners. Stronger than your excuses.
- 3 sizes, cuz your ego’s a moving target.
- Good for daily use, shocking, it’s a bag.
Care Instructions (You’ll Botch This):
- Empty it first, duh, then pretreat stains because you’re a slob. Mix warm water and detergent, scrub it with a washcloth or brush, and air dry. Skid bets you’ll leave it a soggy mess.
Size Matters:
Available in 3 sizes to match different needs:
| |
13" × 13'' |
16" × 16'' |
18" × 18'' |
| Height, in |
13.00 |
16.00 |
18.00 |
| Length, in |
13.00 |
16.00 |
18.00 |
| Width, in |
3.00 |
3.00 |
3.00 |
| Handle height, in |
14.00 |
14.00 |
14.00 |
| Handle width, in |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
