Hike Outside 365 Tote Bag
Oh, look, the Hike Tote Bag, in 3 sizes because you’re so special. Made of 100% ‘durable’ polyester, perfect for your pitiful everyday hauling. Reinforced stitching and boxed corners make it ‘stylish’ and ‘practical’ for you ‘on-the-go’ types who think a trail’s just a long sidewalk. Great for students, ‘professionals,’ and anyone deluded enough to need a sturdy bag, ideal for back-to-school, work, or schlepping your granola bars. Skid’s out there dodging squirrels, sneering at your ‘hiking’ skills.
Skid’s over your wannabe hiker act.
Product Features (Big Whoop):
- 100% Polyester, tough, unlike your hiking stamina.
- Reinforced stitching and boxed corners, stronger than your willpower.
- 3 sizes, cuz your overpacking’s a lifestyle.
- Good for daily use, shocking, it’s a bag, not a trophy.
Care Instructions (You’ll Screw It Up):
- Empty it, obvious, genius, then pretreat stains because you’re a disaster. Mix warm water and detergent, scrub it with a washcloth or brush, and air dry. Skid bets you’ll turn it into a swamp.
Size Matters:
Available in 3 sizes to match different needs:
| |
13" × 13'' |
16" × 16'' |
18" × 18'' |
| Height, in |
13.00 |
16.00 |
18.00 |
| Length, in |
13.00 |
16.00 |
18.00 |
| Width, in |
3.00 |
3.00 |
3.00 |
| Handle height, in |
14.00 |
14.00 |
14.00 |
| Handle width, in |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
