“I Want To Be Lost Not Found” Tote Bag - For Your Edgy Midlife Crisis.
This Tote Bag screeches ‘I want to be lost not found’, oozing that ‘mysterious, adventurous’ vibe for people who think getting lost is deep instead of just dumb. Perfect for wanderlust weirdos and ‘explorers’ who’d rather cry in the woods than admit they’re clueless. Great for holidays, travel posers, adventure fakes, and anyone who thinks a bag’s gonna make them profound. Skid’s out there grilling, sneering at your soul-searching shtick.
Skid’s got no time for your lost-and-proud nonsense.
Product Features (Oh, You’re So Special):
- 100% Polyester, tough and quick-drying, unlike your navigation skills.
- Seamless thread, sleek, because you notice that crap.
- Reinforced handle stitching, holds up better than your life plans.
- Boxed corners, extra space for your pointless baggage.
- 5 handle colors, 3 sizes, pick something, you indecisive mess.
Care Instructions (You’ll Still Ruin It):
- Empty it, obvious, genius, then pretreat stains because you’re a disaster. Mix warm water and detergent, scrub it with a washcloth or brush, and air dry. Skid bets you’ll let it rot.
Size Matters:
Available in 3 sizes to match different needs:
|
13" × 13'' |
16" × 16'' |
18" × 18'' |
| Height, in |
13.00 |
16.00 |
18.00 |
| Length, in |
13.00 |
16.00 |
18.00 |
| Width, in |
3.00 |
3.00 |
3.00 |
| Handle height, in |
14.00 |
14.00 |
14.00 |
| Handle width, in |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
